Last night I posted a joke review. This is the real one.
Power Records Star Trek Audio Adventures
With all the movies and serials and cartoons I’ve been commenting on, we’ve fallen behind on audio adventures. We’ve got a bunch of doozies today.
We’ll largely listen to Star Trek — though probably not the Star Trek you were expecting. We’ll listen to what Memory Alpha rather generously calls, the “Peter Pan Records Star Trek Audio Adventures.”
In the mid-1970s, Power Records subsidiary Peter Pan Records produced a series of records for children. As was common at the time, such records were cheaply-produced. The assumption was that children wouldn’t know the difference.
The Old Fan’s Commentary On
You’ve never heard of Target Earth? It’s not surprising. Target Earth was a 1954 science fiction B-movie. However, unlike most B-movies, it has a medium-sized budget (for a B-movie). It’s well-written, well-directed, and well-produced.
It’s the precise opposite of The Old Fan’s Commentary On Plan 9 From Outer Space.
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Yes, we’re going there.
Just like The Old Fan’s Commentary On The Star Wars Holiday Special, we’re descending into the bizarre world of Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Plan 9 From Outer Space is a hack-fraud movie from beginning to end. The film would is a classic B-movie, and probably one that most of the audience would have left.
It’s really, really bad — but fortunately, it’s so bad it’s good. The film has become a cult classic.
We’ll set the TARDIS controls for 1959, on premiere night of the film. You’ve seen everything else: the cartoons, the serials, the A-movie, etc. It’s coming up on 10pm, and the lights dim in a theater converted from a live theater. It could seat a thousand and includes a balcony or two. The curtains open on the screen, and then you see Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Link To Plan 9 From Outer Space (Colorized)
A YouTube version was discovered after recording. I’d be amazed if it wasn’t DMCA-ed at some point:
I’d be amazed if this wasn’t DMCA-ed at some point
You’ll need to purchase this. The Commentary is based on the Amazon stream at:
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