The Last Vampire On Earth – Sound Check

The Last Vampire On Earth – Sound Check

What with Red Letter Media mentioning the “novel” on which The Last Vampire On Earth was “based,” I decided to do a sound check with an eye toward dramatic readings on my podcast.

You have to see the “book” to believe it. I couldn’t even make it through the first “page” (in about a 100-point font).   It’s a 99-page “novel,” the last 25 pages of which are unrelated production stills of the film.

Seriously, I’m not kidding.

No. Just … no.