Yes, we’re going there.
Just like The Old Fan’s Commentary On The Star Wars Holiday Special, we’re descending into the bizarre world of Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Plan 9 From Outer Space is a hack-fraud movie from beginning to end. The film would is a classic B-movie, and probably one that most of the audience would have left.
It’s really, really bad — but fortunately, it’s so bad it’s good. The film has become a cult classic.
We’ll set the TARDIS controls for 1959, on premiere night of the film. You’ve seen everything else: the cartoons, the serials, the A-movie, etc. It’s coming up on 10pm, and the lights dim in a theater converted from a live theater. It could seat a thousand and includes a balcony or two. The curtains open on the screen, and then you see Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Link To Plan 9 From Outer Space (Colorized)
A YouTube version was discovered after recording. I’d be amazed if it wasn’t DMCA-ed at some point:
I’d be amazed if this wasn’t DMCA-ed at some point
You’ll need to purchase this. The Commentary is based on the Amazon stream at:
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What with Red Letter Media mentioning the “novel” on which The Last Vampire On Earth was “based,” I decided to do a sound check with an eye toward dramatic readings on my podcast.
Four Rules of Firearms Safety
Forget it. They’re impossible for one person to cover. They’re moving too fast and gaining too much ground.
Keep your powder dry.
Look — up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s the Old Fan’s Commentary On
This week we flip back-and-forth between 1940 and 1948 to watch two different incarnations of Superman!
Over the course of my lifetime, CNN has proven itself inaccurate almost 100% of the time.
Sadly, they’re only the most obvious offenders.
Nothing you see in the press is real. Nothing. Continue reading
Today is the first of my weekly Antifa Reports.
The Antifa are a violent revolutionary organization. Their stated goal is the overthrow of the United States Government in favor of a communist dictatorship guided by Antifa principles.
This includes violent suppression of speech that does not conform to Antifa principles.
Antifa command an army of at least 40,000.
Be advised that for personal reasons, I largely follow the activities of the Iowa and Chicago cells. If you’re not in those areas, I advise you to begin your own Antifa Report.
As of 2017-06-27
Boston Antifa forces.
On August 19, 2017, the city of Boston, Massachusetts fell to Antifa forces.
The Dark Knight Really Begins!
Today on Tales From SYL Ranch, we slip back in time once again to the early 1940s.
Our first film is the first adaptation of any comics superhero to film: The Adventures of Captain Marvel.
We’ll then go on to the first adaptation of Batman to the screen with Batman.